This business card was a reflection of where I was living at the time: Norfolk, VAhome to the largest Navy base in the United States. I got tired of being asked "so, you in the Navy?" Printing-wise, these were bunched onto my "Free Car!" print job, along the edge of the sheet.
2 x 3.5 in.
1-color offset
tired of people assuming
My eye kept wandering vertically down the list, so I slightly re-worded the text so that the first letters spell "vegan" if someone reads down the list. Hence the awkward construction of "Goodly Physique," etc.