Sorry to report that we did not get married this weekend...that last post is what we refer to in the Industry as "bullshit." I was curious to see how many people would believe or disbelieve it; while I tried to give it a few details to make it seem more legit, I balanced it with some improbable nonsense that was obviously false. Instead of Vegas, we opted for a nice weekend in balmy, happenin' (warning: 220k image link) Milwaukee, enjoying her everpresent grey skies, drifting snow, howling winds, cultural institutions, bad movies, fine vegan food, and dilapidated duplexes. Thanks to all well-wishers, sorry to lead you astray with what passes for "a sense of humor" around these parts.
In other exciting news, I got Draplin's card set in the mail, and if you haven't already done so, NOW is the time to send him some $$ for a set of his beautiful postcards and other DDC-related ephemera. The eBay collectibles of to-morrow, Guaaronteed. Best goddamn money I ever spent. Hell, I might order another one or two, just for my cats. Strike while the iron's hot, because they won't be around for long and your buddies and kinfolk will grow to hate you later in life if you pass 'em up.
Posted by pj at January 26, 2004 08:23 PMI'm glad to hear you didn't get married PJ. While "Love is Grand", Marriage is a lifetime forever commitment and is something that no one should ever jump into. I was "so in love" and now I wouldn't piss on that bitch if she was on fire! I'm serious. I don't know what I was thinking!!! (Little kids fucking hated her! Ask Aaron!) I just wanted to live a "normal" life and have a spouse and live happily ever after. Instead, I pretty much wasted 16 very important years of my life on this horrible person that destroyed relationships in my family, with my friends, with my co-workers, with everyone! I was blind at first but as time went on I could see this wasn't right. For years OJ Simpson was my hero! It takes a long time of dating to really get to know if this is right for you.
I know you love this girl and I'm not saying or implying she is anything like what I had. I just want to see you both have a good life and plan things out and do things the right way. When you make plans, set goals, and work hard together, it all proves to be right. And, it's all worth it!
On that...you kids have a good week!!
Posted by: Uncle Terry at January 27, 2004 06:38 AMwohoo that was a knee-slapper!
Posted by: dav3 at January 27, 2004 01:43 PMI feel like such a tool!
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don't hate me, but add an update. even though our transcendental mind meld lets me know when you've been bad and good, it doesn't help anyone else. so write some more misleading drivel please. at least tell people the death dealer is fixed.
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Posted by: vanessa at February 3, 2004 09:18 AM
