September 25, 2003

opportunities abound

To: "PJ Chmiel"
From: "Angela Wu"
Subject: i have a similar site as pjchmiel.com... want to link to you

I noticed pjchmiel.com ranked #79 in Google for the keyword "camel cash". I have a website that is a good match for your's and I think it makes sense for us to link to each other for 2 important reasons:

1 - It will be beneficial to both our users (most important!)
2 - The more links we both have pointing at our site... the higher we will both naturally rank in Google.

Just so you know, Google doesn't just analyze the number of sites linked to you, however... they also look at how relevant and "important' the sites are that are linked to you. My site, for example, is listed in Yahoo. This means that a link from my site will be weighted much heavier than links from other sites.

I really think it would be in both our interests to link to each other's sites. If you're interested, please reply and let me know. I'll send you all the info you need and I'll get your info as well.

Thanks for your time... I know that this will be worthwhile for you and your site's visitors.

Angela

Posted by pj at September 25, 2003 07:21 PM
Comments

Camel cash yo!

What the hell is camel cash?

Posted by: Naz at September 26, 2003 12:02 AM

Camel Cash is a "purchase-time deliverable" presented to the consumer via the medium of cramming little crappy coupons betwixt box and cell-o-phane wrapper in your finer brands of cigarettes, in this example, "Camels," which I would walk a mile for, or at least that's what they tell me. What you do is smoke like five million packs of Camels then you exchange your five million "Camel Cash" coupons for the town of Gallup, New Mexico. Or you smoke one pack and they give you some stamp adhesive and a film cannister in return. Because this comment contains the phrase "Camel Cash" at least three times (or is that four? Camel Cash), perhaps this site will rise in the google index (referred to by insiders as the "Googlex") far enough that this site's owner won't have to depend on the good graces of "Angela" to, as they say on the street, "bring the hits."

Posted by: Camel Cash at September 26, 2003 01:30 AM

Ah. Interesting. Because we all know PJ's all about smoking those Camel's.

Posted by: Naz at September 26, 2003 09:38 AM

Naz, it's based on a gem from my quotes page. The girlfriend I had during my sophomore year of college was a prolific smoker, and Camels were her squares of choice, so she had copious amounts of this "Camel Cash" laying around. Here's the quote:

PJ- "What are you gonna buy with all your Camel Cash?"

Emily- "I don't know...a new set of lungs?"

Posted by: "Marburra Man" Chmiel at September 26, 2003 10:19 AM

That's my phrase of the weekend, "Camel caaassshh."

Posted by: Naz at September 26, 2003 10:50 AM

I would really like it if you were linked to Angela Wu's website. Not only would it be beneficial to you, it would be beneficial to me (as a visitor of your site).

Allow me to attest to the legitimacy of her site and its relevance to spam emails..

You should get her information.. I have a friend who sends out "online prescriptions" spams that would probably like to meet her. They are both linked from Yahoo, so they have an even better chance of ranking high in terms of success as a couple.

-joe.

Posted by: Joseph X. at September 26, 2003 07:01 PM